Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Wine Wednesday

As you are reading this, I am anxiously waiting for 12 bottles of Chianti Del Barone Ricasoli (Italian Red) and Prosecco sparkling white to arrive at my doorsteps.

They are for me to start from now till the Christmas session *LOL*

Ahhhh~~~~~~~what a beautiful day to begin with when you know you will have at least 24 days of fun before wrapping up the year!

Wine on a Wednesday afternoon, anyone? And, I need a driver and a pianist!




Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Treacherous Tuesday

It's Treacherous Tuesday!! Let's all fall into the sins of pleasure, and to give you some inspiration, here's how....Blowjob anyone??


- TBG -

i drank 3 cups of coffee today but im still sleepy...usually 2 cups would have sent me hyper till past midnight…but now im so ready to just drop dead and ZZzzz


- Girlfriend -

omg why lah? is ur period due?


- TBG -

huh?? period got such effect one meh?


- Girlfriend -

when i got period i feel soooOOOOoooo tired like want to die and i can sleep the whole day


- TBG -

HAHAHAHA i see i see…..but i think its the weather lah


- Girlfriend -

Errrr…hahahaha…*brain fried* aiyo this weather very nice to have sex


- TBG -

i think even a super hot guy oso wont turn me up and on now


- Girlfriend -

i haven't had sex in almost 3 years! I AM A FRICKING VIRGIN AGAIN LOR


- TBG -

can meh? i mean...a reborn?


- Girlfriend -

yah it's possible…i am a virgin again…i'm sure it grew back


- TBG -

well, lucky u then…i mean, not many people get a second change u now


- Girlfriend -

i think i forgot liao how to have sex….LOLOLOLOL


- TBG -

ya ke?? like that oso can ar?

hey, how about we have that as one of my radio talk-show topic?


- Girlfriend -

Or maybe it is like riding a bicycle, you just can't forget

what do u think? good topic for ur blog


- TBG -

Reborn Virgin, a second chance or a prolonged torture?

aiyooo u are much better in writing about such profound topic lah

i might just make it sound like a joke man

somehow i find ur writing gives the reader more space for imagination

i am very often very opininated and it kills everything


- Girlfriend -

i like ur "opinionated" writing - it's funny and in-your-face

i'm trying to figure out how i'm going to give this guy a blowjob

it will be like a brainwashing thing…so he will finally dump his girlfriend and go out with me

what do u think? will it work?


- TBG -

COOL!! YES!!!!

hum...i would suggest, for a start, u tease him with hints like u fantasize about going on with a super hot babe and a guy watches


- Girlfriend -

Aiyooo, btw he is like 5th century man lah

i don't think he even really knows what a blowjob is

it's like your great great great great grandmother's generation


- TBG -

u think so?? sometimes im just sick of my own voice...and shantini oso said she like my writing cos i write like how i sound and i sound like how i write…WHAT??!!! how OLD IS HE??


- Girlfriend -

32…it's like a totally different culture lah….he is very very the "village"


- TBG -

hum.........then just directly explain to him verbally, can ar?

or better still, after u have explained, if he still doesn’t understand, just pull him to a back lane and get down with it

being spontaneous is the BESTEST for sex!! or oral sex lah, in ur case


- Girlfriend -

LOL you're so funny! back lane some more hahahahahahaha

body language is better than any verbal explanation no?


- TBG -

back lane is good mah…toilet v smelly


- Girlfriend -

our back lanes in KL also quite smelly and got cockroaches yuck!


- TBG -

hum..they need verbal to stimulate and visualise first mah then after tantilising, the action will be EXPLOSIVE


- Girlfriend -

LOL….i didn't tell u about this guy ar?


- TBG -

no wor u didn’t


- Girlfriend -

aiyo ok later we meet up i tell you stories…quite a long story LOL


- TBG -

eh....if u cant have real sex for the next few days / weeks, y dun u turn to cyber sex or something? just pick some random dude lah..... its 1000000% SAFE!! SAFER THAN THE SAFE IN THE BANK LOR


- Girlfriend -

trusty mr happy is very loyal to me and is always there when i need him

ok set! see u later i bring pictures and tell u story about this wonderful boy


And so...I will be going for a show and tell this evening, to listen to this wonderfully 'village' boy who is about to get a major imaginary blowjob of his life without a single doubt.












Monday, November 16, 2009

Magnificent Monday!

What a wonderful cooling start for a Monday morning!!!

Woke up feeling fresh and smelling gooood!! Kudos to Vera Wang's perfume which gave a a sensual start to the morning...

Although it is pouring now (I'm taking a break in Hailam Kopitiam now, checking emails), I still feel fabulous, BECAUSE I am doing something very rewarding - visiting the Editors and delivering Playboy perfumes to them!!! At the same time, also inviting them to the Playboy Fragrances launch this Friday!

I can almost see their eyes glitter with high spirit when they receive the gift pack, not that they have not receive anything similar, or even better, but I believe its like a Monday morning surprise...I'm sure most people will feel good and nice when they receive a little something on Monday morning! Plus, its perfume!! Though its meant for men, who says women can't wear them??

I'm wearing Vera Wang for men this morning!!! And it's smelling sooooo sensual on me now!!

I digress.

Main point of this post is to wish everyone a MAGNIFICENT MONDAY!!! Take some time to feel the romance in the rain, and I believe that a cup of hot coffee will make you all lovey and warm inside!

Love you all!





Sunday, November 15, 2009

A Bimbo Post Continues....

....somehow the twitpic thingy worked, and I managed to upload a photo of back street boy which I have stealthily taken of him hard at work, preparing for the shoot...


The soft blonde hair, and sharp nose, so the cute right??!!

This is Shaun, another sweet guy working @ Blink Studio...he is so camera shy that I had to literally chase him around to capture a shot.

Since I was still pretty early for the shoot, I tried to keep myself occupied by taking random pictures, while waiting for the CLIVE editorial team to arrive.


Playboy fragrances, the main reason why I get to be at the shoot and be with these cute men! Thanks Playboy!

After about 10 mins, the Editorial team of CLIVE arrived, and the whole studio became bustling with activities and chit-chatting. Everyone seemed to know they responsibilities and within minutes the studio was finally set and ready to roll.


(L-R) Eric, photographer, Robert, Editor, and Azlene, Asst. Art Director, in discussion about the type of photos, angles and mood to achieve for each man.


Our first gentleman, Eric Poon, owner of JUICE Boutique in Bangsar Village II, arrived and getting himself warmed up for the shoot. Apparently, Photography is one of his most passionate hobbies.

Followed by our second gentleman, Joey, celebrity DJ.

I must say Joey looked really cute in that black & white outfit, so like the boys from the Saints college. But according to Joey, he was trying to achieve a more 'serious, business look' for this shoot, because he is now entering the next phase of his career, to become a Business man!

Honestly sweetheart, you still look cute and boyish in that suit, so just go with the flow okay :)



I wonder what did Robert ask to make Joey look so deep in thoughts in all seriousness...

Finally, the happiest moment of my day has arrived when Dennis Lau, the talented Electric Violinist & Songwriter walked through the studio's door!!! This man is soooooo soooo sooooo sweet lah!!! Not only is he very friendly and approachable, he is also very down-to-earth. Also, he was very dynamic and energetic throughout the whole shoot, very much similar to what was protrayed through his music.

Dennis taking a casual shot with CLIVE photographer, Yvonne.


SO THE YENG!!!
*I nearly fainted from out of breath*

Yes, I was like a little shy fansee following my idol around, stealing more shots of him *blush*

While Azlene and Robert were hard at work vetting through the photographs taken for the day, I was busy taking photos with Dennis (FINALLY I FOUND MY COURAGE!) and getting his autograph for his latest album DiversiFy. If you haven't heard his music yet, YOU GOT TO GO GET A COPY NOW!!!

SEE!!!! PERSONALISED AUTOGRAPH!!!
*melted with a sigh of total surrender*

Before Dennis left the studio, something damn embarassing happened. We shook hands *GAWD!!!* then, he wanted to do a cheek muakz muakz good-bye with me, but because I was still spinning with joy and overwhelmed inside, my body and brain were not co-ordinating very well. When I realised what he was trying to do, I quickly put my cheeks forward lah...but was mumbling "Oh oh...sorry, I forgot"....which made everyone laughed at my bimboness!! So the malufying okay.....

(Hmmm...it didn't sound right when I put it into written words, honestly, it was much funnier when I explain iit n person...so please ask me when you see me next about what happened, k? *prasan*
)

Well, since I was already feeling embarassed, I quickly went to back street boy and asked to take his photo cos I think he is cute (go with the flow mah....am already feeling embarassed dy, might as well, right?!) and he agreed!!! *YEAY*

And so here he is, with a shy smile for the camera, that ended my Flirty Fridday with a blissful note!


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Saturday, November 14, 2009

My Killer Weapon That Grabs All Attention!

CHEERS! And have a great sultry Saturday!! Me is going for my GUINNESS now!



This is a Schweet Young Mommy Wanna-Be Post With A Lot Of Bimbo-ness To Go

While the guys are busy blogathon-ing @ Tangs, I thought I will also make an effort to write something interesting here...you see, their determinations and hard work blogging for the laptop and shopping vouchers have motivated me to do so...

at the same time, I feel that I owe everyone here, including myself, some entertainment, which is the by-line TBG philosophy in blogging u see...




Long intro short, I have been seriously thinking (really, I think a lot these days) to re-brand my blog, cos I feel shy lah to be called a Thaiboxing GIRL, since



1) I am a Mommy / Lady now, and


2) the last I did any serious Muay Thai was like 13 months ago...these days I only train in kickboxing, which is not Muay Thai really...



Event if I were to call myself Kickboxing Mommy, it would sound like a bad joke turned sour-erer...



So then I thought perhaps I should, quoting what Joey says, take another level up in my career, and in this case, my blog, do something:



1) more lady-like and sophisticated and classy and everythingthatbullstuff....


2) that interests me so that I am motivated to continue with it....


3) More importantly, after reading soooooooooooooo many femes (M'sian female) bloggers' post, I realised that one of the easier ways to get mass attention, is to 'look pretty, act cute, and cam-whore a lot'!



(Bite me if you think it's not true, or just cant stand the truth being spelt out in ur big fat face, I'm always ready for a good nasty cyber word-war!



Oh, by the way, I think Howard_U says this is true too :) Now, you are up against 2, so think before you strike ya!!! Yeah yeah, I am a coward, and I need a partner to back me up...



shit, why did I even bother battling against an imaginary enemy when I don't even know if anyone gives a shit about what i have been blabbering in the last 200 words!)



Finally, the Aunty Wong persona came alive, though she has not been formally introduced, she seeps through and cameos in my daily life every once in a while, especially when I want to get away with something.....more often than not, it's getting the cheap harmless thrill....and leave a lasting (good & bad) impression in others...



Case in point, yesterday I went for a shoot with CLIVE magazine @ Blink studio, and I was totally feeling figetty cos its FLIRTY FRIDAY!! *yes there is a theme everyday for TBG*



So I left home at 7:30am just so that I can get to town in time for the shoot that was supposed to start at 10am. Here's the tweet-brief of my whole Friday:



Morning, driving towards KL, and stucked somewhere before SMART, but still feeling hyper:


It's flirty friday! Where's my killer stilettos??


I'm so meeting sooooo many cute guys today...dennis lau, reshmonu, joey g n edwin poon!!! Some1 pls standby to give me CPR jus in case...



Reached destination, only to find out shoot was post-poned for an hour, so I found a random mamak stall for breakfast:

Im in the heart of the city, havin breakfast, but it feels like im back in the malay kampong! Coolest!

WAT! A cup of coffee mix tea n tosai cost only RM2!!! Boss u got count correctly or not! Wat a steal!

Just when I thought it's gonna be a long one hour wait at a random mamak stall:


Oh dear i'm all flustered in excitement! Tis is d mosy awesome mamak ever! The caucasian boy sitting alone nxt to me IS SO FARKIN CUTE



N he's ordered the same drink n food as muah! He's got taste or wat! Haha so cute lah

So I spent half my time checking out this cute boy eating his tosai and drinking his cham-ice while i have mine, until he left in a hurry:

Butterflies in my stomach....i feel high school all over again....back street boy jus finished breakky n left....sigh


Then I also quickly paid and left the mamak cos it has started to drizzle. Initially it sort of strike me in a funny way, thinking that he left in a hurry cos he noticed me watching him weirdly lah...but hold'n'behold


U WONT BELIEVE THIIS!! Back street boy is working in this morning's shoot as well! Somebody help me~~~~



So I quickly went to check myself in the mirror lah...then i nearly die-ed from what I saw:



ARGH my mascara jus smudged from the rain n the sneezing....damn...now i look like ive got many black moles under BOTH my eyes


After that, I tried to steal some shot of backstreet boy to upload to share in my tweet, but then hor, it did not work :( I blame it on my techno-idocracy


Oh man how do i upload a photo to my twit using my mobile? Anyone?



Just when I am all flustered and annoyed and excited all at the same time.....





......to be continued......










Wednesday, November 11, 2009

M.C.Asia Music Factory - Event Update & Tickets Giveaway!

!Update!


The No.1 Most Popular Nordic DJ, Marcus Schossow To Perform @ Music Conference Asia Music Factory "The Beginning"!


Attention to all music producers and dance music enthusiasts! With exactly 10 days to the highly anticipated M.C.Asia Music Factory "The Beginning", the event organizer, Global Sound Masters has announced the participation of the no.1 most popular Nordic DJ 2008, Marcus Schossow in the night's party!


Highly reckoned as the leading influence amongst the nu-trance generation, Marcus Schossow will be performing alongside world’s top 100 DJ, Marcel Woods, and DJ Preach at the night’s appreciation party.


Having clocked up some of the biggest gigs in the scene around the world, including Trance Energy, Dance Valley, Godskitchen, Ministry of Sound, Sunrise Festival, and many more, partygoers can expect Marcus to be searing some prodigiously infectious beats, fusing futuristic techno with filthy house spiced up with a dash of trance, for a night of smashing fun!


So now, the DJ grid will look like this:


Music Conference Asia Appreciation Night (DJ Grid)

7:00pm Admission

8:00pm Affiq

9:00pm Funko Munky

10:00pm Marcus Schossow

11:30pm DJ Preach

1:00am Marcel Woods



!PARTY INVITES TO BE WON!


If you want to win some free tickets and join me in the night for the party, then you will just have to:


  1. Copy and paste this picture on your blog entry


  1. In your blog entry, tell me very simply why you want to party with me at the appreciation party!
  2. Leave a comment and link on my blog here / twit me oso can @thaiboxingirl (Leave your email too, so that I can contact you!!)


The first 5 to do so will win 2 invites to the party!!!


Have fun!! It’s Wednesday, and I am feeling SUPA SEXXY!!!!!