Everyone is a Nympho, period!

Hold your horses and don’t get too excited. Don't think I'm going to heed Kerfy's advice and start posting any nude pictures or becoming a sex blog writer anytime soon. Just that I learnt this word 'Nymphomaniac' last night while chatting on MSN with Mr. Cinderella and found it to be a very interesting one, thus would like to share it with you.

From I could understand from Mr. Cinderella's brief definition (well I'm too lazy to be checking up the dictionary you see) of 'Nymphomaniac' is:

Someone who is addicted to sex but doesn’t really feel love in the romantic way you or I would feel it....they just want to fuck....pure unadulterated sandwich making is what they're into...the old in an' out

WOW!!! Doesn't that sound exciting and send your meat loaf / groins pulsate with excitement?!?!? Someone who just wants sex and nothing else!!! No demand for foreplay, no nifty witty childish pillow talks needed before hitting the sack, no 'I will call you' false but assuring promises needed to be made before you walk out of that door. THE PERFECT PARTNER!!!

Then, being the unvocabeducated person I am, I tried to digest what he has said. When regurgitated to layman's term, a Nympho is, to me, someone who is addicted to sex. No? If following this train of thoughts, then everyone is a Nympho!! No??

Sort of...I mean we are all addicted to sex.......but they crave it more than most people... and they don't feel any other real connection with people beyond fucking.........

Right. I see I see......

On a lighter note, I put forth a hypothetical question to continue our chat.

Considering that we are not nymphomaniacs *chuckles* how many times do u think we will make love, given all the time and space we needed in a day. And what do we use as the basis to calculate the amount of times we do it???

I thought that was a pretty interesting and intelligent question, if you can detach yourself from fantasizing about the actual scene and concentrate on the means of calculation. I mean, will it be calculated based on the number of times the boy shove his meat loaf, the number of times the girl's girlfriends call her on her mobile, or the number of times the boy shouts to halt actions because he is hungry??

And guess what?? His reply was really hilarious and got me thinking for a bit.....

Ha... I don’t know....it would depend on so many variables....your mood my mood and what else there was to do. But hey maybe we could try and go non stop for a day, and break a world record or something??

WHAT?? BREAK A WORLD RECORD FOR HAVING THE LONGEST SESSION OF SEX AT ONE GO??

Yeah why not... I think it would make a good record....and a great headline... kickboxer lays down her first record and jumps into another one!

Now that's pretty cute and it got me into fits of silly chuckles, thinking what kind of (unwanted) attention this record would bring me :P

(Mental Note to Self: Try NOT to chat with young and hot blooded guys during night time when they tend to be so god damn horny!!)

Alright, I'm going to get ready now to get over the causeway into Singapore. Will be staying there for a week or so, to meet up with old school mates and some hot saucy corporate guys *winks* Perhaps I would head over to the famous bloggers meeting place (which I can’t remember the name now) and check out the scene. Seeing that I am no one (in)famous in the blogsphere, I should be safe, right???!!! *think paparazzi*

At the meantime, miss me lots and take care!! *hugs and kisses*