World Peace or The Ideal Man?

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope, sorry. Three-wish genies are a myth. Most of us are just single wish types. I'm a one-wish genie. So, what will it be?"

The woman didnt hesitate...She said, "I want peace in the Indian sub continent. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Hindus to love the Muslims and the Muslims to love the Christians and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony. "

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed. "Lady, be reasonable!! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I'm good, but not THAT good! Don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please make it more reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said,"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You now, one that is considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning and gets along very well with my family and friends, doesn't watch sports all the time and neglect me, and is faithful, gives me good sex in all positions possible. That's what I wish for, a good mate!!"

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Now, show me the damn map again..."